6.6.08

Kendis likes Giraffes

her favorite animal is giraffes because their body to heart ratio shows that they have the biggest heart! and they have pretty eye lashes, and graceful long necks and cool spots

Unknown Friends

Today i drove down state street and saw the most interesting looking person of my life. I don't know if it was a boy or a girl man or woman but it was so happy there sitting on the corner with her/his/its green shiny bag, maybe it was a girl cause it had a green shiny bag and more than often girls carry around shiny bags, but you never know with this person. She/He/it was standing there mumbling to himself/herself/itself when a big bad motorcyclist drove by and she/he/it got so excited and gave him a friendly wave. The motorcyclist didn't even look in his/her/it's direction but I saw the unknown friend he had.

5.6.08

y'all come back naw

i just got back from a visit with my grandma, and she told the funniest stories ever! i never knew my grandma was so dang funny, or in texan sodurn hilarus. One of my favorite stories she told me was about this electric company who almost has the same number as her, her is 4565 and theirs is 6545. these people kept calling her and kept getting all huffy puffy about her not being able to do their electricity. one day this lady kept calling and calling and said, "Why do ya keep answering?" and grandma said "well durn why do ya keep calling, you gotta turn the numbers aroun" So then after this big episode, grandma made a decision she said "Well i got fed up with havin all these people call my number so i call the company and said What is your phone number, why do all these people keep calling me. me and ryan and jen looked at each other and laughed so hard, i'm still laughing. good thing she called the company to see what their number was or she never would have known what their number was, but wait how did she call to get their number.