Gloria's little Italy!

SO AMAZING. Even though I've never been to Italy, I definitely have had a lot of Italian food in my lifetime and Gloria's has trumped them all so far, we'll see after I go to the Real Big Italy in the Fall...For now I really like Gloria's.

You know you're in the right sort of restaurant when the people who work there speak Italian as well as the customers (like me: deue bimbi princhipessa and spaghetti). You've also struck gold when you get to sit in a little nook with windows looking out over the most breath-taking view of Tuscany even though you're really in Provo, Utah, you wouldn't believe it if someone told you. Everything is excellent to the core, plus if you're the lucky one that week you'll even get a little note on you're receipt to call your waiter with a winky smile as you walk out the door (this has happened more than once with my friends).

The Food.
The first time I went there I didn't want anything else but a Nutella Sandwich and it was the most incredible thing I couldn't have even imagined it in my dreams, warm gooey nutella on Bricocia lightly toasted bread, wow. Second time was last night and I ate bow tie pastas with a hint of Salsa pinkataoalalaquatroformaggio, can't spell it but is very bien.


Glorias=Glorious.

Today at work I even got to make 6 different coupons for Gloria's, I was ecstatic to help promote this delightful discovery.
Here's one of them

I am cursed.

I have the laughing and tickling curse
It always comes at the most inappropriate times. Everything is magnified 100 times than what everyone else is experiencing. Tickling and Laughing are one of the strongest forces of nature and mankind.
for example:

Sitting in sacrament meeting next to kendis during the prayer. (most of the bad explosions come in sacrament meeting at the most dead silent times too)

Getting a hair cut.

Watching a serious church movie next to Marit with the girl and the big black bow.

Any type of body contact with someone else, especially when it's a kiss and you get that tingly feeling where you feel so connected with that person, that is the MOST ticklish thing of my life, and i start laughing so hard. lots of times it doesn't turn out so good, they just don't understand how controlling it really is!

getting a pedicure or make-up done AHHHHH i don't like those one bit!

listening to someone talk who has the softest soothingest voice

seeing people trip or get hurt, hilarious, but not really, but really.

Really cheesy jokes that don't make sense like this: What is tall and Orange? The empire state carrot of course!
10 minutes after the joke...i'm still laughing
when everyone does not think it's funny, i find it really really really really funny. i must be loony

Anytime after the hour of 1am, everything is extremely funny

holding in the laugh is the hardest part, being a laughy person you would think i would be good at holding it in, but no. I still get the whole snort and tears rolling down my face explosions, i can't help it! and people think you are so rude

I'm good at immitating other people's emotions sometimes without my control...when i see someone cry i start tearing up, when i see someone laughing really hard...for example i was about to give a talk in sacrament meeting and Selia and Natalie were ducked down behind the benches and red faced laughing about something and i couldn't help but laugh along with them up there on the stand, people were probably so confused.

Giving a talk and looking at anyone i know, makes me laugh

i noticed that every time time i text message someone, it starts out with "ha ha"

If mary poppins were a true story, i would be the one up their with Uncle Albert because i love to laugh ah ha ha ha long and loud and clear doo dee doo

this one goose

one day i was sad and mar(roll the tongue)it told me the best story ever that made me laugh so hard. I completely forgot that i was sad, even though the story was about a shallow goose who got plastic surgery and only wanted to marry a goose that was pretty enough for him and thought his children gooselings were the ugliest things on earth and he ditched all his goothse (lisp) friends to live in the city to be pretty and popular and cool and rich. This story alone was not made to make anyone feel happy and joyous, I loved it nonetheless because every other line we had to stop for 10 minutes à cause de pure belly-rupturing laughter the kind where it hurts so bad it feels amazing! the kind where your face is stuck in the most hideous position semi-permanently and you can't move it even if you give all your effort possible because your abdominals are on fire and you can't stop the warm tears from falling down your cheeks. You're just kind of paralyzed in time and for the duration of your explosion, you experience the most intense bliss yet the most excruciating pain, that is one of my favorite feelings in the world. joyous pain. it turned my pain into the most jubilant sensation that fed my soul pink frosted cupcakes with the slightest sprinkling of sugared candy bits of delight. the story ended good though. fortunately the goose's kids had an inherited gene from their mother that the older they grow and the more someone else loved them for who they were, the more beautiful they became, so the old shallow goose got his beautiful family and was adored by all.

she crazy

BYU festivals are the perfect feeding ground if you are looking for a tasty piece of meat for a fantastic feast. I do believe that if you want that piece of meat bad enough it will be yours but you have to catch it first. Usually leaping antelopes don't eat meat but this story is about one who did just that and let me tell you this antelope turned into the meatiest lover you ever did meat. meet. west side walk it out south side walk it out, north side walk it out east side come heyeyey swivel swivel north comes before east bonefied hustler friends don't let friends do things like that. true friends are true friends are true friends. woah woah woah. tute, is the new cute. dont' you get sick of saying the same thing over and over, so you say tute instead of cute, it makes jen laugh. I'll find you a match hold on to this bucket of cheese, or is it 3 coins in a coffin? 3 coins can cause a total of 3 hours of laughter and 3 years of good memories and 300 times the story can be told plus 3 and it will never grow old 3 strikes doesn't always mean you're out.